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To the older woman watching me buying condoms – m4w

I was the 20 something guy holding two bottles of chardonay in the condom section of the Dominick’s. You were the lovely lady in her 50′s peering over my shoulder as I made my selection. I was not aware of your presence until the audible gasp when I reached for a box of ribbed magnums. My date did not go exactly as planned; the wine went down ok but I forgot to use the magnums in the heat of the moment and I think I may have gotten the clap. Long story short I still have a dozen condoms left over if you are interested in going out sometime…

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